Delicious Red Apple

Model Fruit-1

New Item Name

All-natural nutrition supply comes wrapped in its own protective cover, which itself is 100% edible! Each unit comes complete with self-replicating devices enclosed.

Juicy Orange Orange

Model Cirtus-098


Wonderful way to discourage unwanted advances. Simply point at target and squeeze! Easy to use, but do not expected to see it praised in poems.

Super performance
3 year warranty
1 year free servicing

$45.99 (slightly higher in Canada)


Model Ewwh

Sub Item Name

Old junk and stuff that should have been tossed out eons ago.

No performance
0 year warranty
0 year free servicing

$ Zillion